They are too busy injecting peanut butter into everyone’s muscles. That’s how you get cellulite, damn government.
“You’re not the kind of girl to drag her breasts through dog shit; that’s good to know.”
“That’s why I think the McNazi would actually be a great sandwich.”
“At least you are dating someone that actually looks like a female now.”
“I wouldn’t touch that pickle man, it was on fire like five minutes ago”
“Hippies don’t hit people, you’ve got nothing to worry about”
